Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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