I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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