I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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