Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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