Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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