It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I think I sprained my soul last night
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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