Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Randomize
