Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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