just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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