At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Randomize
