puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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