I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
3pm strippers are depressing
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
