That's intense
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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