No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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