i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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