I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
How does it feel to date your dad?
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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