Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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