He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I love you.
Bad choice
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