If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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