Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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