a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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