I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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