i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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