if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
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