What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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