we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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