He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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