Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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