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When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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