Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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