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I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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