a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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