guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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