we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
How does one acquire holy water?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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