did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Watching her eat just hurts me
BRING THE BAGELS
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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