He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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