So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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