I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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