it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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