Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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