i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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