Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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