question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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