My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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