Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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