If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
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