i just had sex bonerless
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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