someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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