I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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