2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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