And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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