Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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