How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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