Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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