There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Randomize
