It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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