Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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